Jacinda Ardern announces that Avondale is not part of west Auckalnd
New Zealand’s prime minister, Jacinda Ardern has formally declared that the suburb of Avondale is not part of west Auckland. In what the prime minister […]
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Kai Now closed due to too many ‘horis’
Kai Now has officially been removed from Facebook because of too many ‘hori’ cunts. Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg released a statement this afternoon to Newsgrub. […]
Waikeria Prison riot: Inmates appear increasingly desperate for water and are drinking each others urine
Seventeen inmates holed up on the roof of Waikeria Prison appear to be getting increasingly desperate for food and water, with a source telling Newshub […]
Dunedin student goes through 13 years of schooling without taking a single shit at school
An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
Whangarei man breaks into neighbours house to ejaculate in orange juice
A 72-year-old man from Whangarei has been charged with trespass, committing and indecent act and burglary after breaking into a Kensington woman’s home and ejaculating in […]
Tasmanian KFC worker jailed for having sex with Zinger Burger
A KFC worker who had sex with a Zinger Burger has been jailed for more than two years.
Mediaworks unsuccessfully tries to shutdown Newsgrub
Mediaworks this week has unsuccessfully tried shutting down New Zealand’s most factual news site – Newsgrub.
Minister of Foreign affairs is the first New Zealand MP in incestrial relationship
Nanaia Mahuta who this year started serving as the Minister of Foreign Affiairs is married to her first cousin William Ormsby.
Man shits himself after eating chicken at Porirua KFC reopening
Thousands of hungry Maori and Pacific Islanders have lined up outside KFC Porirua this morning for their reopening. Today is the official relaunch of KFC […]
New affair allegations surround Jami-Lee Ross
Controversial leader of the failed Advance NZ Party, Jami-Lee Ross has again been accused of having an affair with another Advance NZ party member – Claire Deeks.
Henderson woman caught shoplifting Palm Corned Beef inside her vagina
A woman from Henderson, west Auckland has been arrested after allegedly stealing five Palm Corn Beef tins – four of which she hid inside her vagina.