Dunedin student goes through 13 years of schooling without taking a single shit at school
An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
Articles by Vita Molyneux
Whangarei man breaks into neighbours house to ejaculate in orange juice
A 72-year-old man from Whangarei has been charged with trespass, committing and indecent act and burglary after breaking into a Kensington woman’s home and ejaculating in […]
Tasmanian KFC worker jailed for having sex with Zinger Burger
A KFC worker who had sex with a Zinger Burger has been jailed for more than two years.
Mediaworks unsuccessfully tries to shutdown Newsgrub
Mediaworks this week has unsuccessfully tried shutting down New Zealand’s most factual news site – Newsgrub.
Minister of Foreign affairs is the first New Zealand MP in incestrial relationship
Nanaia Mahuta who this year started serving as the Minister of Foreign Affiairs is married to her first cousin William Ormsby.
Man shits himself after eating chicken at Porirua KFC reopening
Thousands of hungry Maori and Pacific Islanders have lined up outside KFC Porirua this morning for their reopening. Today is the official relaunch of KFC […]
New affair allegations surround Jami-Lee Ross
Controversial leader of the failed Advance NZ Party, Jami-Lee Ross has again been accused of having an affair with another Advance NZ party member – Claire Deeks.
Henderson woman caught shoplifting Palm Corned Beef inside her vagina
A woman from Henderson, west Auckland has been arrested after allegedly stealing five Palm Corn Beef tins – four of which she hid inside her vagina.
Abusive Dunedin bloke gets kicked off bus and throws tantrum on local Facebook Group
A bus driver who reportedly threw a passenger off a Dunedin bus for being aggressive exhibited “unacceptable” behaviour, other bus users say. The man was […]
Mt Maunganui man arrested for stealing hundreds of panties off clotheslines
A 46 year old man has been arrested for allegedly breaking into peoples backyards and stealing women’s underwear off clothelines.
Kaikoura fisherman survives sexual assault by dozens of seals
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast