Dunedin student goes through 13 years of schooling without taking a single shit at school
An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
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Whangarei man breaks into neighbours house to ejaculate in orange juice
A 72-year-old man from Whangarei has been charged with trespass, committing and indecent act and burglary after breaking into a Kensington woman’s home and ejaculating in […]
Tasmanian KFC worker jailed for having sex with Zinger Burger
A KFC worker who had sex with a Zinger Burger has been jailed for more than two years.
Mediaworks unsuccessfully tries to shutdown Newsgrub
Mediaworks this week has unsuccessfully tried shutting down New Zealand’s most factual news site – Newsgrub.
Otago University develops the worlds smallest condom
Otago University has finally made the breakthrough of the decade – by making the world’s smallest condom.
Porirua crowned STD capital of New Zealand
The latest STD figures are out and Porirua wins the top spot!
Man shits himself after eating chicken at Porirua KFC reopening
Thousands of hungry Maori and Pacific Islanders have lined up outside KFC Porirua this morning for their reopening. Today is the official relaunch of KFC […]
Abusive Dunedin bloke gets kicked off bus and throws tantrum on local Facebook Group
A bus driver who reportedly threw a passenger off a Dunedin bus for being aggressive exhibited “unacceptable” behaviour, other bus users say. The man was […]
Mt Maunganui man arrested for stealing hundreds of panties off clotheslines
A 46 year old man has been arrested for allegedly breaking into peoples backyards and stealing women’s underwear off clothelines.
Kaikoura fisherman survives sexual assault by dozens of seals
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast
Ronald McDonald arrested for flashing customers at North Dunedin drive-thru
A man is in police custody for indecent exposure at a North Dunedin McDonald’s drive-thru.