An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
Otago University has finally made the breakthrough of the decade – by making the world’s smallest condom.
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast
Cannabis smokers from around the country are calling for a new referendum as “they were too busy getting wasted bro”.
A passenger on a rapidly depressurising aeroplane has refused to fit himself with a mask, saying it was a contravention of his fundamental rights as a human being.