Dunedin student goes through 13 years of schooling without taking a single shit at school
An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
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Otago University develops the worlds smallest condom
Otago University has finally made the breakthrough of the decade – by making the world’s smallest condom.
Kaikoura fisherman survives sexual assault by dozens of seals
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast
Study finds pot-smokers were too blazed to vote yes in cannabis referendum
Cannabis smokers from around the country are calling for a new referendum as “they were too busy getting wasted bro”.
Man on plane refuses to wear mask because it breaches his human rights
A passenger on a rapidly depressurising aeroplane has refused to fit himself with a mask, saying it was a contravention of his fundamental rights as a human being.
Billy TK tests positive for COVID-19
Advance New Zealand candidate BIlly Te Kahika has tested positive early this morning at Whangārei Hospital.
Invercargill teen stung over 600 times after inserting penis into beehive
An Invercargill teenager is lying in critical condition after he was stung more than 600 times by bees. Lawrence Thomas, 17, who is allergic to […]
Ashley Bloomfield warns coronavirus can be transmitted through anal sex
New research examining COVID-19 and human feces suggests potential risks for sexual transmission through the anus and rectum. Dr. Ashley Bloomfield has analysed fecal samples of […]