New Zealand Archives

The Destruction of New Zealand through Debt

December 16, 2020 MAGA MIKE 0

The only hope we have for change in NZ is if people learn the truth. I am not talking about the nanny, i am talking […]

Dunedin student goes through 13 years of schooling without taking a single shit at school

November 25, 2020 Vita Molyneux 0

An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.

Minister of Foreign affairs is the first New Zealand MP in incestrial relationship

November 20, 2020 Vita Molyneux 0

Nanaia Mahuta who this year started serving as the Minister of Foreign Affiairs is married to her first cousin William Ormsby.

Otago University develops the worlds smallest condom

November 19, 2020 Tova OBrien 0

Otago University has finally made the breakthrough of the decade – by making the world’s smallest condom.

Porirua crowned STD capital of New Zealand

November 19, 2020 Samantha Hayes 0

The latest STD figures are out and Porirua wins the top spot!

Man shits himself after eating chicken at Porirua KFC reopening

November 17, 2020 Vita Molyneux 0

Thousands of hungry Maori and Pacific Islanders have lined up outside KFC Porirua this morning for their reopening. Today is the official relaunch of KFC […]

New affair allegations surround Jami-Lee Ross

November 17, 2020 Vita Molyneux 0

Controversial leader of the failed Advance NZ Party, Jami-Lee Ross has again been accused of having an affair with another Advance NZ party member – Claire Deeks.

Abusive Dunedin bloke gets kicked off bus and throws tantrum on local Facebook Group

October 31, 2020 Vita Molyneux 0

A bus driver who reportedly threw a passenger off a Dunedin bus for being aggressive exhibited “unacceptable” behaviour, other bus users say. The man was […]