An Otago University student has today admitted that he managed to go through primary, intermediate and high school without taking a single poo at school.
Nanaia Mahuta who this year started serving as the Minister of Foreign Affiairs is married to her first cousin William Ormsby.
Otago University has finally made the breakthrough of the decade – by making the world’s smallest condom.
The latest STD figures are out and Porirua wins the top spot!
Controversial leader of the failed Advance NZ Party, Jami-Lee Ross has again been accused of having an affair with another Advance NZ party member – Claire Deeks.
A 46 year old man has been arrested for allegedly breaking into peoples backyards and stealing women’s underwear off clothelines.
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast
Billy Te Kahika continues to pose as the leader of a political party which hasn’t ever registered with the electoral commission.
Cannabis smokers from around the country are calling for a new referendum as “they were too busy getting wasted bro”.