The latest STD figures are out and Porirua wins the top spot!
Controversial leader of the failed Advance NZ Party, Jami-Lee Ross has again been accused of having an affair with another Advance NZ party member – Claire Deeks.
A woman from Henderson, west Auckland has been arrested after allegedly stealing five Palm Corn Beef tins – four of which she hid inside her vagina.
A 46 year old man has been arrested for allegedly breaking into peoples backyards and stealing women’s underwear off clothelines.
A commercial fisherman claims he was held captive for 24 hours by a herd of seals after washing up on the Kaikoura Coast
Billy Te Kahika continues to pose as the leader of a political party which hasn’t ever registered with the electoral commission.
Cannabis smokers from around the country are calling for a new referendum as “they were too busy getting wasted bro”.
A man is in police custody for indecent exposure at a North Dunedin McDonald’s drive-thru.